As you may know, we are uber-competitive. Everything can result in competition. We've spent years battling in fickle areas and minor competitions for bragging rights. Now, we'll finally decide who is the best. We will wage war in possibly 50 to 100 predetermined events (over the course of months, maybe even a year), testing every muscle of the body and brain. These events will be mutually chosen and agreed upon. All events are evenly matched up as to present no handicaps (i.e.: Jerome would win in a jumping contest, while Chuck would win in a speed event).

Chuck's proposed events (each event will be weighted differently, what we feel is more important in our personal, grandiose scheme will be given more 'points'). At the end, we will total up the appropriate points and decide who is the final winner. Many of these events require 3rd party or unbiased judges / help to determine a winner or come up with objective factors to prevent collusion or bias: (read: help us!)

Physical Activities:

• horse (crazy shots included)

• 3 point shootout

• timed balance beam stand

• longest grip (military hang)

• pullups

• pushups

• sit-ups

• mini golf

• bowling

• tennis

• weight-lifting (correlated to body size)

• dodgeball rock / wall climbing

• playground / relay race (monkey bars, egg carry, etc..)

Women:

• first date (blind date(s) to determine who is the best overall date – factoring: conversation skills, etiquette, looks, sex appeal, goals, humor, personality, etc…)

Carnival Games:

• bb gun aim

• ball in barrel type game (horseshoes / bocci ball) or milk can

• wire (hand steady control) game

• baseball pitch / beanbag toss

• skeeball

• mini basketball

Internet Games:

• scrabble (literati)

• chess

• checkers

• dominos

• family feud     

Video Game:

• street fighter – CHUCK WINS 3/24

• smash bros

• super monkey ball

Card Games:

• poker heads up no limit hold 'em

• blackjack

Spatial Reasoning:

• hide objects in room and timed find (5 objects, 30 minutes)

• puzzle building

• construction type challenges improvised

• crossword

• jenga

• marble maze / mouse trap designing

Trivia:

• history (world and or US)

• sports

• pop culture

• geography

• science

• literature

Critical reasoning:

• 20 questions game (see: http://www.20q.net/)

• Speak on a random topic – most creative / cunning / intellectual / convincing

• Soduku

Board Games:

• taboo

• battleship

• connect 4

• monopoly

• guess who

• trivial pursuit

• operation

• simon

• twister

Eating Competitions:

• fruit

• hot dogs

• milk

• water

Miscellaneous Games:

• tic tac toe (5×5)

• liar's dice

• roshambo

• pool (billiards)

• air hockey

• foosball

With more to come… (feel free to offer input - putting your knowledge of Jerome and Chuck's skills and preferences into account)IM us to help (we could certainly use it)

• Chuck – IplayD2955

• Jerome – Charlatantric

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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